Date Added: Feb. 11, 2001
Proof positive that no joke is so obvious that someone won't take is seriously, Break the Chain and other hoax-busting sites have been hit with questions about the veracity of this one since it started circulating about a month ago.
PLEASE READ THIS, IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. There is a new drug that is in liquid form.
The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is the drug is available virtually anywhere!
It goes by the street name "Beer."
All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex.
Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.
Please! Forward this to everyone you know...
Normally, this one could be dismissed as a joke poking fun at urgent warnings. Unfortunately, it seems, the author did such a good job crafting this parody to look like the real thing that many people are taking it seriously and asking if it's true.
Well, is it? OF COURSE IT IS! Beer is a terrible, mind-altering drug being used by male AND female sexual predators to render their victims helpless and completely compliant with their every wish. It's been around for centuries and is available to anyone of legal drinking age at respectable establishments everywhere. I've even seen reputable national businesses like Damon's Restaurant, Outback Steakhouse, and Chili's pushing the terrible gold liquid. And, of course, it's use has reached epidemic proportions on college campuses. This is a tragedy! Protect yourself and never drink beer again!
I can't believe I'm actually writing this next part, but just to be safe:
IT'S A JOKE!!!