Break the Chain GOOD SEX!

Created 10/3/2002 (10/3/2002) I tried to ignore it, hoping it would just go away, but the Good Sex chain letter keeps coming back.I'm going to put this one in the "No Joke Too Obvious" category, because despite references to the "Hot Sex Fairy" and warnings that your genitals will fall off, people still want to know if the "facts" about sex are true.

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Subject: FW: Good Sex

Well what can I say!!

I don't usually do these, but the consequences of not with this are just too scary! Enjoy and heres looking to the next four days!!

Read all the way to The Bottom...

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen,which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphin's into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilliser in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in Palaiseau. It has been sent around the world nine times.

Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.

This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours.

Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

GOOD SEX, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again for the rest of your life!!!!

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WARNING: If you truly believe what you do with this e-mail will make the "Hot Sex Fairy" swoop down and bless you with good sex or punish you with genital leprosy, STOP READING NOW. Shut down your computer, put it back in the box, and mail it back to the manufacturer. We'll all be happier in the long run.

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OK, now that the kooks are gone, let's talk about this one rationally. There is no valid source of the "facts" given in this chain letter, and quite frankly I'm not going to waste time looking them up. Some are based on common sense, other appear to be things we wish or hope were true. But they're not what gets people steamed up about this one.

This letter is a joke. It's modeled after the hundreds of "good luck" chain letters that are floating around and designed to make fun of those who fall for it. Far from inspiring your friends to have better sex, most of the people I've talked to about this one are either annoyed or offended that their so-called friends would send them this letter.

In a recent poll of BreakTheChain.org readers, good luck chain letters were ranked the most annoying. Forwarded jokes came in a close second. So, it's reasonable to assume that a joke masquerading as a good luck chain letter would be the double whammy. Do us all a favor and Break this Chain! PLEASE!!

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