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Break this RecordDate Added: Nov. 7, 2001
omehow, we're supposed to believe that our friends care enough about us that they will send us a chain letter that will bring bad luck if we break it. But it's your key to immortality once you help it get into the Guinness Book of World Records. Right? LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!! Sorry, but this chain letter is for real. When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!! The Lovers of the Heart In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss. Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand I adore you
Article 2: The Three Steps 1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
Article 3: The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
* Remember * A peach is a peach
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls: 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
This chain started in 1887. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!! CoNgRatULaTioNs!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet! Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME TRUE! If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2001, IT WILL BE PLACED IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS! PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!! *WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU: NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887) YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE. GOOD LUCK Somewhat mercifully, another, shorter version of the "World Record" chain letter (often circulated via postal mail) omits all of the fluffy friendship stuff. It also updates the chain's start date to 1986, but still claims that it will be published in the Guiness Book of World Records if it is still going in 2001. This is a letter that was started in 1986 by 6 children. If not broken by Augest 2001 it will be published in the Guinness Book of World Records. No one has ever broken this chain, so please continue this letter as follows: copy this letter to six people you know! This letter must be sent by mail, as the post office will be keeping a record. On the outside of the envelope you must write: POST OFFICE THIS IS A CHILDRENS CHAIN LETTER FOR THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. On the six envelopes, rewrite the address that appers on the back of the original envelopes except the first one. Move each address up one and put your name as the fifth person. You must send the letters within 4 days or the chain letter will be broken please help us get into the Guinness Book of World Records. Send a postcard to the first person on your list saying "Hello". In about a month you will receive postcards from all over the world! Fourteen years old or one hundred and fourteen, this chain letter will not appear in the Guiness Book - ever. As they explain in their FAQs on their website, there is no Guiness record for "longest chain letter," so it would be awfully hard to break it. "Guinness World Records does not accept any records relating to chain letters, sent by post or e-mail. If you receive a letter or an e-mail, which may promise to publish the names of all those who send it on, please destroy it, it is a hoax. No matter if it says that Guinness World Records and the postal service are involved, they are not." In case that isn't convincing enough, a recent survey of BreakTheChain.org readers identified Good Luck/Friendship chains as the most annoying type of chain letter. Show your friends you really care - Break this chain. |